1. The phrase "warms the cockles of my heart" always make me giggle like I'm a twelve-year-old-boy.
2. When people point to themselves with their thumbs, I imagine them as husky-voiced street urchins from the 1930s or 1940s.
3. I sometimes draw little faces on the bottoms of my toes and then press my feet together to make them make out with each other.
4. Daft Punk (sound warning) makes me happy.
5. I know the scale lies.
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