1. The Christmas-themed green popcorn the Palinode brought home from work to try out my new popcorn popper.
2. A tidy living room (for once)
3. The priceless look of confusion on neutered Onion's face when slut-in-heat Lula flirts with him
4. Vintage typewriters
5. Warm thoughts of bed
Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.