Nothing, I answered. You were my friend's little brother. It wasn't cool to talk to you.
I'm building, you said.
I looked down and saw that a plastic hammer was hooked into the bottom of your shorts. Your penis flopped out.
My first non-family penis sighting: awkward.
If you are so moved, please vote for me in each of the following three categories in the Canadian Blog Awards:
Best Personal Blog, Best Photo/Art Blog, and Best Humour Blog. Thank you.