Your parents were both dead, and you were raised poor enough to have no pictures of your childhood. Your lack of evidential history fascinated me. Short, bald, and seemingly impossibly old, but you were the coolest teacher I had. No one else gave me a congratulatory A+++ like you did.
If you are so moved, please vote for me in each of the following three categories in the Canadian Blog Awards:
Best Personal Blog, Best Photo/Art Blog, and Best Humour Blog. Thank you.