#747: This Is Only A Meme

This is a meme. This is only a meme. Do not adjust your monitor. This only a meme.

Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

  • I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw
  • Kefla In Disguise
  • Reality Check
  • Counting Sheep
  • Schmutzie's Milkmoney Or Not, Here I Come
  • Then, tag 5 people that you want to do the meme:

  • Saviabella
  • Wenchwire
  • Knuckle Toes
  • Abigail's Road To Nowhere
  • Prima Gallerina
  • Then, answer these questions:

  • What were you doing 10 years ago?
    Ten years ago, I was twenty-four and attempting to conquer a bachelor degree. I was in between more interesting phases of my life on either side. If I was asked about what I was up to nine or eleven years ago, I would have had more to share, but as it stands, there is not much to wax on about.

  • What were you doing 1 year ago?
    One year ago, I was doing pretty much what I'm doing now sans recuperating from a recent hysterectomy. Those were good times.

  • What are 5 snacks you enjoy?
    Rice crackers with spicy thai chili flavoured flaked light tuna, buttered popcorn, soft-boiled eggs, peanutbutter on toast, and garlic pickles.

  • What are 5 songs to which you know all the words?
    Sinéad O'Connor's "Black Boys On Mopeds", Camper Van Beethoven's "All Her Favourite Fruit", Bright Eyes' "Landlocked Blues", Joni Mitchell's "The Last Time I Saw Richard", and "I'm A Little Piece Of Tin".

  • What are 5 things you would do if you were a millionaire?
    Completely selfishly, I would build a tower out of stone and glass with a circular staircase through the middle and its own forest, I would buy really expensive cameras, I would live somewhere sunny and warm every winter, I would write all I wanted whenever I wanted, and I would give some to charity to ease my guilt.

  • What are 5 bad habits you have?
    Smoking, drinking, picking zits, eating for comfort, and rubbing my bare feet in public when I am wearing sandals.

  • What are 5 things you like doing?
    Writing, photography, soaking in the bathtub, finding a bras that actually fits, and eating honeydew melon in bed with the Palinode.

  • What are 5 things you would never wear again?
    A polyester shirt with puppies on the front, one-size-fits-all mix-and-match clothing sold in sealed plastic bags, buttless jeans, a granny square vest, and neon anything.

  • What are 5 favourite toys that you had when you were a kid?
    A Fisher-Price house with a working doorbell, lego, blankets and chairs for building forts, a paddling pool, and a plastic yellow duck with red wheels for riding.