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50x365 #76: Mr. Carpenter

You lived across the back alley from my family and demonstrated immense patience with me.

- Mr. Carpenter, what're you doing?

+ I'm mowing the lawn.

- And now?

+ I'm still mowing the lawn.

- Why are you picking up rocks?

+ So they don't get in the mower.

- What're you doing now?

+ Farming alpacas.

I am a participant in x365 and Holidailies 2007.

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