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The Best Schmutzie.com Entries Of 2007

This is the time of year for best and worst of the year lists, so I thought I would throw my own list on the pile. I picked through my archives and pulled out one entry from each month of 2007 that stood out from the rest.

It was a strange thing to spend that much time going over the past year of my life. Some entries related to my cancer and subsequent hysterectomy were too difficult to give more than a brief scan, and others surprised me by their mere existence. It is amazing how many I had no recollection of writing whatsoever. I think the anaesthetic from my surgery made cottage cheese of my brain matter for a few months.

Enjoy!

January
Privacy Schmivacy

February
A Bath, A Stream, And The Loss Of Safe Water

March
If The Ham's Satanic, You Know What To Do With It

April
The Chicken And The Egg

May
Spousal Abuse For The Price Of A Kiss, A Lesson In Lying, Circles, And Not Getting Felt Up

June
I Nudged Him Hard, Saying: "Come, Gloopy Bastard, As Thou Art"

July
What I've Learned About Keeping A Personal Weblog So Far

August
The New Project Begins

September
A Short Timeline Of My First Ten Years

October
Why I Don't Like Halloween

November
A Proust-Induced Eye Injury

December
An Alphabetic Confession Of Apologies Never Delivered


I am a participant in Holidailies 2007.

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