Red wine + rye + a gross quantity of mashed potatoes = crawling around on the floor of your parents' house at Christmas in order to try to physically fly below everyone's radar while marveling at the remarkable and quite nearly spiritual new perspective you have found in the reflections in the tree decorations. Your head! It's shaped like gumball! And is that an ornament hook stuck in your leg?
Thank jeezus, it's finally 2007. Happy New Year to all ah ya.